Blue Jeans

monday morning i can't believe it

same old day job why can't i leave it

nylons heals it's 7:10

i want my blue jeans again

i know i'll wear them again

monday morning my breath is stinking

last night why did i go out drinking

three-piece, that's how mondays begin

i want my blue jeans again

i know i'll wear them again

why suit up this way for battle

we shuffle eastward like cattle

please tell me why and that'll ease my mind

wednesday noontime my stomach's rumbling

simple labor but i'm still fumbling

stockings running

strange looks from men

i want my blue jeans again

i know i'll wear them again

wednesday noontime feeling hungover

just like roadkill that's been runover

foodstains necktie ran off my chin

i want my blue jeans again

i know i'll wear them again

why suit up for stuffy places

daily shaving our legs and faces

funny how this routine erases peace of mind

friday whistle how did i make it

if i had my way i'd run out naked

bangin' pub doors hey let me in

give me my blue jeans again

i'm getting chilly my friend

i want my blue jeans again