Mistress Snow And Mary Jane Green

Mistress snow and mary jane green

a rolled up ten in a coke machine

you won't get change

if you know what I mean

prettiest crooks you've ever seen

mary jane green and mistress snow

got a parcel of land

where the funny grass grow

the wind and everybody else does blow

two young crooks you wouldn't want to know

so you want to date cheap

don't let her pass you by

'cause her price will get steep

then you'll find out why

the first time is a charm

'til she's clinging on your arm

so you want to date fast,

so let her come your way

she'll want to make it last

she thought she heard you say

you think your life's too plain

give it up for mary jane

CHORUS

so you want to be seen, put your credit down

here's a friend of miss green's

she'll show you round this town

she knows how to incite

gonna keep you up all night

got a vanity mirror

that she keeps upon her lap

when the coast is clear

she'll let you take a nap

then you're gonna know

you give it up for mistress snow

making the town and the barstools swirl

they're good friends with the licorice girl

lure you in like honey to a bee

'til you scrounge for seeds in the double lp

blow your mind

'cause you only use one fifth anyway

CHORUS

mistress snow and mary jane green

smiling on the cover of a high time magazine

blow your mind

'cause you only use one fifth anyway