Girlfriend's Got A Wiener

Drivin' all night

In my Toyota

Lenn Cruizer

I saw

Some tail for sail

And figured

I could use her

Pulled up

To the corner

She was fine

But kind of gurgley

She hopped right it

And gave a grin

And said

Hey your Eddie Murphy

I thought

She was a smoker

Or had

A throut infection

But when she lifted up

her dress

She spotted an erection

A hairy chest

With big fake breasts

You really should

Have seen her

The bitch was fine

But she was a guy

The girlfriend

Had a wiener

(Ohhh noo)

(And it was

a big one too)

(Uh huh)

(Oh yeah)

She said

Don't worry Eddie

Your money

Is well spent

Just drive

A couple miles

While I help you

Pitch a tent

I said

I'm funny

Ha, Ha

But I ain't

Funny queer

That's when I saw

A flashing light

In my review mirror

Thinkin' fast

I told the cop

I'm just here

For her salvation

To lecture her

About the evils

Of solicitation

So he let me go

But he bought the hoe

With a misameiner

The bitch was fine

But she was a guy

The girlfriend

Had a weiner

(Right there

in front of me)

(I'm talking ball

park frank)

(And it was

already cooked)