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Artist: Edguy
Canonical path: /edguy/lavatory-love-machine
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Lavatory Love Machine
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Lavatory Love Machine
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Oh, if only Brazil was not so far
Far away I would swim or walk or ride
But never ever fly
But all the noise of the maniacs there
The sweat on my face it's worth to bear
But I don't wanna bounce and die
Then I see a lady
In a tight blue dress, I close my eyes
I know what I would go for
Stewardess before the crash
Lavatory love machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory love machine
No cabin fire burn my dream
I'm at your disposal
I gotta get up to see what you ain't gonna hide
Wheeling junk along the aisle
Keep your seat-belt fastened
You're whipping with an iron voice
You command
Oh, mistress I'm in your hands
And when she asks me
What I'd like to eat, I realize
The domina feels the same
And I reply:
What about your "pie"?
Lavatory love machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory love machine
No cabin fire burn my dream
Lavatory love machine
No broken wings to stop me stream
Lavatory love machine
Honey do you like the way I cream?
Good afternoon ladies and gentlemen
This is your captain speaking
My name is Long-Dong Rodriguez
And I want to welcome you on board
On this flight "triple x 69" to Copacabana.
And ah...Unfortunately we are a little bit late
And some of you probably gonna
Get laid, haha, I hope
But... However, we can arrive on time anyway
Because I can fly a little bit faster, you know?
Now if I gotta die
I'll have been stiff and smiling till the crash
Let them know I've been alive
Till I made my final splash
Lavatory love machine
No fear can quell my steam
Lavatory love machine
Don't hear the scary noises
From the turbine when you scream
Lavatory love machine
No broken wings to stop me stream
Lavatory love machine
Honey do you like the way I cream?
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