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Artist: Eels
Canonical path: /eels/cheater-s-guide
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Cheater's Guide
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Cheater's Guide
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I've got your picture
and your black book
smells like your perfume
on the walks that we took
and I love you
and you love me
but we're apart
'cause I read
the cheater's guide
to your heart
hink of it this way
it was never meant
to be, i guess
but know, at the end
of the day i felt blessed
and I love you
and you love me
but we're apart
'cause I read
the cheater's guide
to your heart
well it may be long
till you see me again
so paint me as a good one
my friend
and i love you
and you love me
but we're apart
'cause i read
the cheater's guide
to your heart
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