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Artist: Eels
Canonical path: /eels/teenage-witch
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Teenage Witch
Read Teenage Witch lyrics by Eels on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Teenage Witch
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Look at downtown
Sunrise of sam
Bring it on down now
I'm in a jam
Where did you find such a rocking vest?
Said get away kid
You've become a pest
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Silky gown
Pink and brown
Shut you down
And shut you up
Little lizard legs and little lizard tails
Always taste better when you're sitting in jail
Still i don't think that i can resist
After all the turds that i had to kiss
Heaven can't help a teenage witch
From sinking deeper down into the ditch
Keeping arms length from the long arm law
Going to the bank for a fifty dollar draw
Gonna find the place where the werewolves hang
Knockin' on the door for a fifty dollar bang
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