Wanker

I've got no walking rimes

I ain't fucking mike-d

I got no CD

you know got no flying v

foolin' around with a cheesy strat

yeah!!!

ain't no big muff

got no pro co rat

I got my chickenhead

cranked up to twelve

I want a twanky sound

asian

born and bred

I don't have a fax

I just use the wax

I don't play heavy metal but i love Antrax

I ain't faking Hendrix

got no little wing

I can make you burn

but I can't make you Sting

got peyote dreams in the night yeah!!!

I can't find no doctor

set me right

I don't say bullshit

don't give me no free line

I got no proper stuff I got no shoeshine

I like a band named Rollins

I hate Phil Collins

I don't give a fuck if the Stones are Rolling

This is the stuff

the facts

let's make an act

break through your level

don't play the rebel

You know I ain't no wanker

I got to resist

I get a regular dose

from your waiting list

you know I ain't no saint

no damn funky monk

take me home honey I'm a

monkey bonk

give you a little ring

with myjum-jum thing

talk me on the phone

get on the zone

I never said nigga

don't make it bigger

I'm just like you

so why pull the trigger?