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Artist: El Reno Renardo
Canonical path: /el-reno-renardo/no-quiero-ir-al-gym
Related lyric paths: 6
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No Quiero Ir Al GYM
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No Quiero Ir Al GYM
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Yo iba al gimnasio a bajar estas lorzas
Sudar las toxinas de tantas cogorzas
Risueño y contento me fuí para dentro
Pensando que habría millones de mozas
Pero dónde me he metido
Solo hay tios y embutido
Y encima el pitillo he de apagar
Todos se miran en grandes espejos
Mientras levantan unos hierros inmensos
Cocktail de anfetas y chutes de asteroides
Sus venas se hinchan y hasta los hemorroides
Culturistas, masoquistas,
Narcisistas y onanistas
Abran paso yo salgo de aquí
Las duchas dan miedo y aprieto mi ojete
No quiero que nadie me haga un boquete
Hombres desnudos de cuerpos peludos
Aroma de huevo, de ingle y de culo
Mama, no quiero ir al gym
Al monitor le hago tilín
No quiero volver
Que allí les va el rollo voyeur
No quiero ir al gym
A mí nadie me echa un culín
No quiero volver
Que no, tío, mi no entender
Musculosos y fibrosos
Poderosos mariposos
Yo cojo el macuto y no me véis
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