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Artist: Eladia Blázquez
Canonical path: /eladia-blazquez/retales-chapuza-y-pastiche
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Retales, Chapuza Y Pastiche
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Retales, Chapuza Y Pastiche
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Retales, chapuza y pastiche,
remiendos, tapujos y parches,
todo funciona a pegotes,
qué carnaval, qué pitote,
vaya chapuza que hay.
Echa el freno, Madaleno,
que me pisas el terreno,
equilibrios y piruetas
al son de una pandereta.
Coyunturo y estructuro
pa'luego llevarme un duro,
y el parásito pelele
se hace el amo de la tele.
El desnudo prohibido,
los bebés nacen vestidos,
Dedo Gratias por la gracia
de la ilustre dedocracia.
Es mucho más conveniente
ser de Dios que ser decente,
valga enchufe por talento
y a vivir todos del cuento.
Aquí el que no corre, vuela,
aunque al prójimo le duela,
dólar santo en los misales
compra pecados mortales.
Pareceres contrastados,
Rex, Coronas o Ducados,
tú te asocias, yo me asocio
y aumentemos el negocio.
Eres guapo y con dinero,
cuánto heredas, Baldomero,
al pan vino, al vino, torta,
confundir es lo que importa.
Aleluya, Aleluya,
cada uno con la suya,
y aquí va la moralina:
chúpate esa mandarina.
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