Bugman

In the darkness of the forest

When the moonlight shares its spell

You can find the strangest creature

Ever seen in our land

In a house full made of wood

Lives the drunkest dwarf of all

Heʼs the barman of the forest

He drinks more than anyone

With some roots and beauty flowers

And the nectar of the bees

With the mushrooms of the morning

And from fruits its sweetest juice

In an old and dirty caldron

The great beverage looks so weird

Iʼll prepare for you a potion

You will get completely drunk

Seven gold coins costs the bottle

If you want the biggest one

Bugman!, Bugman!

Fill our pints with your elixir

Iʼll be dancing ʻtill the morning

when too drunk Iʼll fall asleep

Bugman!, Bugman!

With that smell Iʼm getting sick

Swig by swig I feel Iʼm loosing

all control over my feet

When the light turns into darkness

Wooden pub opens its doors

And old trolls, goblins and druids

Become friends between its walls

I was sitting in a corner

With no beer left in my pint

When I reach quickly the barman

And I ask him for his life

With some roots and beauty flowers

And the nectar of the bees

With the mushrooms of the morning

And from fruits its sweetest juice

In an old and dirty caldron

The great beverage looks so weird

Iʼll prepare for you a potion

You will get completely drunk

Seven gold coins costs the bottle

If you want the biggest one

Bugman!, Bugman!

Fill our pints with your elixir

Iʼll be dancing ʻtill the morning

when too drunk Iʼll fall asleep

Bugman!, Bugman!

With that smell Iʼm getting sick

Swig by swig I feel Iʼm loosing

all control over my feet

And I was there, drinking with trolls

Gambling with goblins and listening carefully

to the old stories of the elves

But when the first light of the morning

appeared in the blackened sky

Just me and Bugman were still standing

" - How can you put more than

ten liters inside your stomach?

Youʼre even shorter than my son,

Youʼre even shorter than my son"

" - ʻCause Iʼm a dwarf and mine is

bigger than yours. If you

want to defeat me you must drink

at least five pints more. If you

want to defeat me you must drink

at least five pints more…"

And I drank once…

And I drank twice…

And a third time…

And after the forth...

I donʼt remember anymore….

"In the morning, all had disappeared,

and just the singing of the birds remind me

where did I spend last night."

Bugman!, Bugman!

Fill our pints with your elixir

Iʼll be dancing ʻtill the morning

when too drunk Iʼll fall asleep

Bugman!, Bugman!

With that smell Iʼm getting sick

Swig by swig I feel Iʼm loosing

all control over my feet