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Artist: Electric Frankenstein
Canonical path: /electric-frankenstein/coolest-little-monster
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Coolest Little Monster
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Coolest Little Monster
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You're horrid you're ghastly and I love you true
So here are some presents I'm sending to you
I'll send a small box of small pox
A large tub of hub bub
Your own noose for home use
A crate full of hateful
'Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put
The spook on me
I'll send a lipstick of arsnic
One urn of sunburn
Six cups of hiccups
A bin full of sinful
'Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put
The spook on me
Monster o'mine you haunt me all the time, I'll be true
I'm so in love with you loooby dooby dooby dooby
Eight pails of hangnails
Some pass cards for graveyards
A werewolf that's your wolf
Some batwings for earrings
Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put
The spook on me
My dear you're ravishing! Wherever did you dig up that
Dress? Hahahaha
Monster o'mine you haunt me all the time, I'll be true
I'm so in love with you loooby dooby dooby dooby
Green hair for nightwear
Some laprobes of earlobes
A hat pin of bat skin
And three scraps of kneecaps
'Cause you're the coolest little monster that ever put
The spook on me
My dear since I first laid my eyes on you, I can't get
Them back in the sockets
'Cuz you're the coolest little monster that ever put
The spook on me
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