And I'm a Mormon

I'm best friends with Optimus Prime

The godfather of a cylon hybrid child

I ride my bicycle to work and i've never been a jerk

I've got a spare umbrella every time it's stormin'

and I'm a Mormon

Well when Luke went down to take out the death star

he flipped that targeting computer on

I was the voice inside his head sayin' "use the force instead"

i taught Green Day to live without warnin'

and I'm a Mormon

Well, your faith has been around for centuries

but mine just put my family on TV

Yeah I'm similar to you, just a little more improved

yeah the life I Iead's the one you've always wanted

And I'm a Mormon

When it was lookin' like all hope was lost

I captured all of Al-Queda inside a pokeball

yeah this might be big of me, but man i love polygamy

i really wish that kind of thing was normal

cause I'm a Mormon

And when aliens invaded the planet

and we didn't know if we would survive,

it was Will Smith and me fightin' for humanity

yeah our pop-up adds are anything but borin'

and I'm a Mormon

I'm just as middle class and happy as can be

maybe you've seen my commercials on tv

Havin' faith is so much fun yeah I'm tellin' everyone

that is having your own planet is important

become a mormon.

Well, your faith has been around for centuries

but mine just put my family on TV

Oh if he could just see me, Joseph Smith would be tickled pink

I wake up to a new wife every mornin'

And I'm a Mormon