Evil Genius

out in the hallway I said hello the dance is this friday do you wanna go

probably not, she promptly replied, but kudos for asking you're such a nice guy

i shoulda known, id end up at home

watching my star wars box trilogy

but here is the truth, if she only knew, ive gottha a secret shed never believe, WHOA

Kelly doesnt know that i'm a evil genius

with a sidekick dog named grover cleveland

she'll never know that we can take over the world

with cyborg robot squirrels

down in the basement i wish she could see

the monkeys ive altered.. genetically

and all of my plans to make a home on the moon

its not quite completed, but its coming soon

when i fall asleep all i do is dream

of candle-lit dates in the laboratory

when i am awake, its hard to concentrate

on the assembly of a robot army

Kelly doesnt know that i'm a evil genius

with a sidekick dog named grover cleveland

she;ll neve know that we can take over the world

with cyborg robot squirrels

I worked up the nerve to go to the dance

theres no reason i couldnt give it a chance

i walked through the doors and what should i see

it was kelly staring back at me

and she said

"I've always wanted to be a mad professor

with a bottle nose dolphin I can name sylvester

if thats the kind of thing your into im your girl"

cuz ive been looking for a evil genius

with a sidekick dog named grover cleveland

and now that i found you

we can take over the world

with cyborg robot squirrels