There Is A Santa Claus

Michael:

Buddy, where did you go?

(Sleigh noise)

Mom. Mom. mom, mom, mom!

Emily:

What? What?

Michael:

I saw a tiny sleigh

Make its tiny way

Right across the sky

Emily:

Michael

Michael:

There wasn’t time to think

There wasn’t time to blink

Before it zoomed right by

And everything I knew I knew

And everything that you knew too

Is absolutely now untrue because

Without a doubt there is a santa claus

(Sleigh noise)

Emily:

Oh my god!

I just saw him too

Yet my whole life through

He seemed fake to me

Couldn’t santa see

What a fantasy

He appeared to be?

And everything I thought I thought

Is tangled up in one big knot

The world out there has clearly got its flaws

If they can’t say there is a santa claus

Michael:

And rudolph’s nose really glows

And guides him through the night

Emily:

The beard like snow

The ho ho ho

Michael:

I told you I was right

Emily:

And does this mean that easter eggs are hidden by a rabbit?

I just thought that I’d been hocus-pocused

And does this mean there’s any truth

To a fairy who might buy your tooth?

Michael:

Come on, mother, let’s stay focused

Both:

(Yell in excitement)

It’s hard to be sedate

Or keep your head on straight

When fairy tales come true

Though I can’t complain

‘Cause if I’m insane

That means you are too

So why don’t we make a pact?

A solemn pledge to be exact

That santa’s real – in fact, he always was

I know I’ve had my doubts before

But now there’s proof I can’t ignore

So why deny it anymore?

There is a santa claus