Elio E Le Storie Tese

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John Holmes

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John Holmes

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When I was just a boy

everyone made fun of me

just because my penis was enormous

my mom said it was gorgeus

I work in a circus

because of my penis

and everybody says no problem

because my penis makes my living

now I've become a famous actor

and even though I'm just a slave to love

I bought myself a rasta Harley

now I'm a slave to my new Harley

I got it from Bob Marley

it's rasta 'cause it was Bob Marley's

sometimes I reggae with Ziggy Marley

I will relaunch the silent movie

because Bob told me that it's groovy

and if you see the footy jumps... (non si capisce una sega)

John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema

John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley (x2)

Twelve inches, he's one foot of artistic reality

that is what attracted all the critics

not my acting ability

because they simply don't get it

I don't speak 'cause I eat spaghetti

and so my face is normally off-screen

all of the people still come to adore me

and now they've made me into a big star

I relaunched the silent movie

because I am silent

and even if I had been born dumb

I'd have relaunched the dumb movie

and if I had been born XXX

I'd have relaunched the XXX movie

I am your fire and your Venus

because I'm acting with my penis

and so my penis makes my living

my penis is very forgiving

all my Harley don't forgive me

and I'm asking for forgiveness

yes yes my Harley don't forgive me

and I'm asking for forgiveness

Ok, come on....

John Holmes, life devoted to the cinema

John Holmes, life devoted to a Harley (x2)

Che bello... il cazzo... sborare... minchia...

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