Puniest Of Slaves Servi Della Gleba

Tell us how'd it go with your new girl-friend?

°Pretty well, I'd say

*Did you dunk your cookie,

Or at least d'ya get to kiss her?

°No, my friends, and I'm not joking

She is not like all the others

*Bl b b bl tell us that she's like

°Ah, listen, this girl is really a lot of fun,

She's really happening,

She told me some really funny stories

About her summer vacation,

Like the one where she took

A bunch of sun-block with her,

Then she ended up doing a lot of sunbathing

And got bur...

*Did you show the girl your little fella?

°No, but I've got a pretty good chance...

*Shall we get together then this evening?

We'll have a night among friends,

Play some music, smoke some joints...

°Ah my friends, tonight I am afraid I can't make it.

Tonight she's invited me over to her place

To see the slides

She took on vacation, then right after

That I've got to give her folks

Aride to the train station their car broke down, The engine blew up,

Actually it was my car but...

We are all the puniest of slaves

And we've all got a song inside our hearts

That's so sad

Puniest of slaves with heads held high

The triangle with love's as sweet as pie

No more smoking grass and no injections

All we ever get is more rejections

Puniest of slaves stuck in a room

Doped up to the eyeballs by some woman

We are like symbolical Big Jims

You push the botton and we move our limbs...

*Fellas come and see who's just turned up

°Hiya guys...

*Your face is like wood,

What the heck have you benn up to?

°Well no, not much,

I've been studying hard and I've also been sick lately

*Tell us what was wrong with your exactly

°Well the doctor said my taste pupils were blocked,

Also uh, my elbow is getting electric shocks from my foot,

Then yesterday my dad got stuck in the car-wash...

No, no the truth is I've been having

A hard time with that girl...

*Aaah, so she gave you the deuce of spades, eh?

°But no, what are you saying?

She really likes me a lot

It's only that

She had some problems

With her boy-friend that

Make her a little unhappy

Since I care about her more than for myself

I had a long talk with the guy

And I talked him into going back with her...

*Don't tell us you're really crying!!!

°No I just got...a piece of pizza in my eye

Eyes of stone, your face set like cement

She's my pigeon and I am her monument

Puniest of slaves you're going flat out

Full of propane gas and pent up sperm

Heart in flames and face-musk made of eyes

We're all charged up by our unused love juice

Puniest of slaves you're planetary

Inprisoned by a gland that's called mammary

We are like symbolical Big Jims

Push the button and we move our limbs