Private Thoughts

This is a ballad of my private thoughts

This is a ballad of my private thoughts

Music is nothing

Stands in the background

It's the ringing in your ears when your head hits the pillow

It's the ache in your brain when the night club is over

The ache in your brain when the night club is over

'Sups and downs, ups and downs

Take my thoughts, take my thoughts

What to, what to do?

Taking off my trousers and you take off your socks

You can set the night on fire with a disco ball

A razor sharp haircut, razor sharp haircut

A little perfume and a racing pulse

And a wonderbra. A wonderbra

I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first

I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first

I was there

(Big brother keeps me company now…)

Area 51 is under my bed,

Extinct in the middle of winter

You're so talented and beautiful

one in a millon,

my teeth shine like dead stars

God is running out, god is running

Sucks on his own sweat, it's been a hard days work

God is running out, god is running

Sucks on his own sweat, it's been a hard days work

I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first

I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first

I was there

Masturbation is better for girls with imagination, imagination

Masturbation is better for girls with imagination, imagination

I heard that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first

I hear that someone else is doing it for you but hey now, I was there first

I was there

Big brother keeps you company now and

Big brother keeps you company now and

Big brother keeps me company now

Big brother keeps me company now