Page type: lyric reference
Artist: Els Pets
Canonical path: /els-pets/profilactic
Related lyric paths: 6
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Profilàctic
Read Profilàctic lyrics by Els Pets on LyroVerse, with linked artist context and related song paths.
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Profilàctic
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Estava a la discoteca i em van venir moltes ganes de pixar
vaig anar cap al lavabo, amb prou feines m´ho podia aguantar
quan me l´estava eixugant davant meu me la vaig trobar.
Semblava una màquina de xiclets una miqueta especial
però quan vaig fotre les peles mai diríeu què em va caure a les mans:
una capseta quadrada plena de globets de clor carn.
Hi deia profilàctic
dins del plàstic.
Profilàctic,
no em fa fàstic,
però em pregunto per a què servirà.
Li vaig ensenyar a la mare i em va fotre la cara com un nyap.
Li vaig ensenyar al meu pare i el molt puta se´l volia quedar.
Li vaig ensenyar a l´àvia i em va dir que no n´havia vist mai.
Quan estava resignat a no saber-ne la utilitat
vaig trobar-me a la veïna que, per cert, està per sucar-hi pa,
i em va dir que a casa seva a les fosques m´ho podria ensenyar.
El que és un profilàctic
dins del plàstic.
Profilàctic,
no em fa fàstic,
però em pregunto per a què servirà.
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