The Meanest Girl In Town

She'll tell you that she loves you, make you feel just like a kid

She'll cry to you and lie to you, she'll do 'most anything

She'll get right up next to you and the first thing that you know

You'll be telling her you're sorry because she hurt you so

I said she's evil the most evil girl I've found

There ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town

She'll invite you over to her house at half past nine

You'll wear a suit, you'll wear a tie and you'll give your shoes a shine

You'll take a real deep breath and knock on her front door

Her little sister will tell you: She don't live here anymore

I said she's evil the most evil girl I've found

There ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town

And there ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town

She'll put her arms around you and squeeze with all her might

She'll breathe a sigh and pucker her lips and pull your arms real tight

Your heart will pound like thunder, you'll melt in her embrace

But when you go to kiss her well she'll laugh right in your face

Because she's evil the most evil girl I've found

There ain't no doubt about it, she's the meanest girl in town