Egg in the Backseat

I plugged my phone into the wall

Next to the bathtub, water cold

I didn't notice 'cause you got in my head

Ed on the freeway in the night

I'm going 80, no headlights

I'm losing focus

Thinking 'bout the night

That you cracked me like an egg in the backseat

Better call me a taxi

(You're so stupid just standing with a cigarette)

And your necklace makes me forget my checklist

You wore everything I won't

Now I like the smell of smoke but

I think you're a bad idea

You're a bad idea, you're a bad idea

I think you're a bad idea

I can't believe how far I fell

I think you're a bad idea

You're a bad idea, we're a bad idea

I think you're a bad idea

But what the hell?

Black and green t-shirts in the wash

I shrunk your jeans, the water's hot

You're so distracting, but I'm not upset

I wasn't perfect, I was fine

Now I can't do a thing right

You're how I'm acting

I just can't forget the night

That you cracked me like an egg in the backseat

Better call me a taxi

(You're so stupid just standing with a cigarette)

And your necklace makes me forget my checklist

You wore everything I won't

Now I like the smell of smoke but

I think you're a bad idea

You're a bad idea, you're a bad idea

I think you're a bad idea

I can't believe how far I fell

I think you're a bad idea

You're a bad idea, we're a bad idea

I think you're a bad idea

But what the hell?

I know they say love can be blindin'

No one said you get absent-minded

I resisted, look what the time did

Goin' crazy and you're invited

I think you're a bad idea

You're a bad idea, you're a bad idea

I think you're a bad idea

I can't believe how far I fell

I know you're a bad idea

You're a bad idea, we're a bad idea

I know we're a bad idea

But what the hell?