Altoholic

You change your class

like a druid changes form

Yeah you have the most

alts that I've ever seen

And you seem to think

that's the right thing to do

I should know

that you can't really play.

(Chorus)

You're a lock then a rogue,

A mage then a priest,

You're Melee then range,

Use mana then rage.

You're cloth then you're mail

Use pet then you're solo

You tank then you heal,

You skin then you mil.

You really wanna play WoW?

But I bet you really don't know how.

You're a lock then a rogue,

A mage then a priest,

You're melee then range,

Use mana then rage.

You used to have

one main just like us.

Played it well. You had fun.

Now it seems you are done.

Used to raid like a pro

Now you're playing as a twink.

I can see

that you can't really play.

(Chorus)

Come to some sense here!

Your main's still in TBC gear!

Stop playing new alts please

And start leveling your main!

You change your class like a druid changed form....

You're a lock then a rogue,

A mage then a priest,

You're Melee then range,

Use mana then rage.

You're cloth then you're mail

Use pet then you're solo

You tank then you heal,

You skin then you mil.

(Repeat Chorus)