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Artist: Emersson Ursoo
Canonical path: /emersson-ursoo/churrasco-duro
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Churrasco Duro
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Churrasco Duro
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Quando me convidar
Para um novo churrasco
Me faça um favor
Compre carne bem macia
Ou passe no amaciador
É que eu uso dentadura
Essa carne tá dura
Eu não vou, não, senhor
Você comprou colchão duro
Deixou em apuro meu mastigador
Acém com osso, focinho de porco
Pala de pescoço, unha de condor
O gato da rua fugiu
E sumiu o tatu da Dona Gorete
Foi parar no prato com peito galo
E costela de pato, parecia chiclete
Meu maxilar já quebrou
Olha aí, meu senhor. Que situação!
Fui pegar carne bem passada
Tava dura e torrada igualzinho um carvão
Da outra vez compre picanha
Panceta sem banha ou contra filé
Carne de cordeiro, meca de peixeiro
Se faltar dinheiro, me peça um qualquer
Carne bem amaciada
Não precisa espada, dá pra usar espeto
Pra acender o braseiro
Basta um bom isqueiro de hidrocarboneto
Seu churrasco foi grande fiasco
Você foi o carrasco da nossa favela
Todo mundo chegou sorridente
E saiu descontente com a boca banguela
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