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[Dr. Dre] Marshall, sounds like an S.O. s

[Eminem] Holy wack, unlyrical lyrics Andre, you're fuckin'right

[Dr. Dre] To the rapmobile, let's go!

[Lady] Marshall! Marshall!

[Eminem] Bitches and Gentleman, it's showtime!

Hurry, hurry step right up!

Introducing the star of our show, his name is

[Lady] Marshall!

[Eminem] You wouldn't wanna be anywhere else in the world rightnow

So without further or do, I bring to you

[Lady] Marshall!

[Eminem]

You're 'bout to witness hip hop in its most purest

Most rawest form flow, almost flawless

Most hardest, most honest, known artist

Chip off the old block but old Doc' is back

Looks like Batman brought his own Robin

Oh God, Saddam's got his own Laden

Wit' his on private plane, his own pilot

Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges

Oranges, peach, pears, plums syringes

Yeah here I come

I'm inches away from you, dear fear none

Hip hop is in a state of 911 so

Let's get down to business

I don't got no time to play around what is this

Must be a circus in town, let's shut the shit down on theseclowns

Can I get a witness?

[Dr. Dre] Hell yeah!

Quick gotta move fast, gotta perform miracles

Gee willikers, Dre, holy bat syllables

Look at all the bullshit that goes on in Gotham when I'm gone

Time to get rid of these rap criminals

So skip to your lou while I do what I do best

You ain't even impressed no more, you're used to it

Flows too wet, nobody close to it

Nobody says it but still everybody knows the shit

The most hated on out of all those who say they get hated on ineighty songs and exaggerate it all, so much

They make it all up, there's no such thing

Like a female with good looks, who cooks and cleans

It just means so much more to so much more

People when you're rappin' and you know what for, the show mustgo on

So I'd like to welcome y'all to Marshall and Andre's carnival, come on! Now

It's just like old times, the dynamic duo

Two old friends, why panic?

You already know who's fully capable, the two capped heroes

Dial straight down the center 8-0-0

You can even call collect, the most feared duet

Since me and Elton, played career Russian Roulette

And never even see me blink or get to bustin' a sweat

People stepping over people just to rush to the set

Just to get to see an MC who breathes so freely

Ease over these beats and be so breezy

Jesus how can shit be so easy?

How can one Chandra be so Levy?

Turn on these beats MC's don't see me

Believe me, BET and MTV

Are gonna grieve when we leave, dawg fo' sheezy

Can't leave rap alone the game needs me

Till we grow beards, get weird, and disappear into themountains

Nothing but clowns down here

But we, ain't fucking around 'round here

Yo Dre!

[Dr. Dre] What up?

[Eminem] Can I get a hell?

[Dr. Dre] Hell yeah!

[Eminem] So now you have it folks

[Lady] Marshall!

[Eminem]... Has come to save the day

Back with his friend Andre

And to remind you that bullshit does not pay because

[Lady] Marshall!

[Eminem] And Andre are here to stay and never go away

Until our dying day, until we're old and grey

[Lady] Marshall!

[Eminem] So until next time friends

Same blonde hair, same rap channel

Goodnight everyone, thank you for coming

Your host for the evening

[Lady] Marshall!

[Eminem] Oh, hah