Eminem And Proof Freestyle

[Eminem]

Yo, yo, I'll start it off, yo, yo

My name is Shady, his name is Proof

Yo, we used to have a roof up on my house

And now we had a mouse that ate the cheese out of the fridge

Didn't want to admit that I was on welfare when I was three

Plus, when I was four, my mother used to leave

She used to always slam the door and say

Goodbye, goodbye, Marshall, I'm leaving, I'm single

And right now I'm going to mingle at bingo

Yeah, see you later, alligator, is what she said

And I would always stay at house, freezin' till I'm dead

'Cause it was cold inside that house, we never had no heat

Yo, Proof used to come walkin' up right up the street

And be like: Yo, what up, Em? How you doin'?

I used be like: Yeah, man

It's good to see you, dawg, but my life's ruined

'Cause my mom just left, she left my brother Nate

And I hate the fact that we never had no food on our plate

So then Proof said: What up, Em?

Yo, so I said: Proof, won't you come in?

[Proof]

Yeah, yeah, come in, what’s up with dat?

Tango and Cash, came to mingle and blast

Together tougher than Alcatraz prison bars

Drivin' foreign cars

Yes, it's me and my man compadre

Black and white, white and ivory and black ebony

They can't step to me, rubbery and heavenly

They can't see us in the 313 vicinity

Ayo, Em, ha ha ha ha

[Eminem]

What up? Ha, ha, I'm comin' like ha ha

I'm ill like nah nah, and y'all don't wanna see me

'Cause I'm ill with the skill

And I can grill and I always keep it real

When I built my garage back after it just got burnt down

Sorry that my parents weren't always around

But it was really hectic growin' up

But now I'm blowin' up

So it don't matter: Every show I do, I'm always showin' up

To the club drunk as hell, drunk as fuck, drunk as what?

Can't say that on MTV

But remember it? Little old wimpy me

Who used to always dream to be on MTV

Now you can't see me

I know you remember that rhyme

Ayy, wait a minute, yo check it out, I'm 'bout to flatline

Pass the mic back to Proof

'Cause we get loose, we drink gin and juice

Sip it 'cause we always raise the roof

[Proof]

Ayo, ayo, we all up in your sight like cataracts

Me and Em tag-team

Beat any of y'all on some battle rap

See us next time we strippin' out your Cadillac's

How you like that? Soon you down like a battle axe

[Eminem]

I'm down like a battle axe

I got a phatter axe to smash

And I smash your cataracts

'Cause it's a Cadillac's that I be drivin'

When I be high off fuckin' vivarin

Now you can't see me 'cause I'm revivin' and survivin'

In the D, every single day in Detroit

If rappers wanna step to me, they better get to the point

'Cause they don't understand the way that I do it

The fluid that I be spittin' is never written

'Cause I'm always, always bitten, 'cause it

[Proof]

Ayo, you make your neck crack like a snare pop

We're fresh and they're not

So give it up, don't even do this

You're wack, in fact you get flat-lined

You need practice

We stick you like a cactus

Nah, you're not a guy, you're an actress

The fact is

[Eminem]

Here's my address, this is my old address

And called a street called Dresden

Yo, dead presidents is what I'm resurrectin'

Gotta say what's up to Desmond and JLB

But yo, they don't help me

Do a thing, they never did

When I was a clever kid, rhymin'

I always used to go to school and climb in

The back baseball diamond

[Proof]

Hey yo, abort, hold up!

Hurt shoulder

Peace for Kurt Loder

Yeah, we're doin' an interview

In a minute or two

We're gonna enter in you

[Eminem]

In the nude, when we intrude

Don't mean to be rude

But yo, what's up, dude?

How you doin', MTV?

How you doin', Kurt?

How you doin' everybody else in the world?

You gettin' hurt

By this freestyle that I be comin' up with

Eruptin' and kick your mother in the tummy

And in the stomach

[Proof]

Ayo, ayo, and all of this we just done is freestyle

Ah, ah, ah, don't touch that dial, yeah

[Eminem]

Hold it right there, I'm your worst nightmare

Wipin' diapers on my high chair

[Proof]

What?! Yeah!

[Eminem]

When I was this big

Now I'm still bigger, but I'm skinny like a twig

Skinny little white boy

Growin' up I liked noise

I spike punch and light joints

[Proof]

Ayo, everybody looks for us to follow

We thrust the bottle, thrust the throttle

Bust a bottle over your head

Train your thoughts just like Cus d'Amato

Your guts is hollow

Back up, Proof and Em

[Eminem]

And all them wack MC's steppin' to me at Saint Andrews

Just remember that I hate you, and yo, I can't stand you

[Proof]

Yeah!

[Eminem]

Bye bye!

Goodbye, good night!

Bye bye, good night!

Bye bye, good night!

[Proof]

Bye bye, bye bye, bye bye!