Freestyle

[Eminem] Yeah!

[GL] Oh shit, it's the evil genious

[Eminem] GREEN LANTERN!

[GL] Yeah, aiyo Em (haha)

what we call this shit right here?

[Eminem] The Invasion!

[GL] You had part 1, you've got part 2, now it's...

[Eminem] Part 3!

[GL] The final chapter motherfuckers

[Eminem] Armageddon! Let's go

I got a riddle, what's little and talks big

with midget arms and creamy white filling in the middle

that'll do anything to throw dirt on my name

if it means walking the whole Mediterranean

Is it an Albanian, Armenian, Iranan, Tazmanian

No, it's Dave, Raymond and O, Osario

So sorry woah, but that was a long time ago

When I was just Joe shmo, rapping in Joe blow's basement

I apologized for it before, so

either accept it or you don't

And let's move on, if I aint shown that I've grown

then get the bone, keep licking these nuts

You industry mutts, keep walking around sniffing each other's butts

or should I say asses?

What would be the more politically correct term to use for the masses?

The question I ask is

How can I explain this?

How can I swing this, in English language?

If I switch to slang and turn mayn to mayn

Do I do it in vein, or simply to entertain?

Am I being real or am I being fake

Am I just a fraud or am I truly genuine

Or am I caught up in this hot water

Woady on my daughter I told you I love this culture

Don't let 'em insult ya, I'ma tell you one more gain

this is the environment I was brought up in

but every now and then, I use my pen

to get rid of some frustration, or should I say "tion"

this is just another one of my subliminal ways to racism

You're face is numb, you're stunned you look as cold

like that of a man who's 70 some years old

and it only gets colder, which is why I understand

it can't be mad at a forty-four year old fan

with a chip on his shoulder

who only owns half of a magazine, and the only way to have it seen

is to put me on the front of it again

Only think that makes him grin, is to see me frown

Papa can't stand me, papa needs to take his medication and sit the fuck down

in his new chair that goes round and round

that he bought from new money of his bank account

that I get him every issue when the thang comes out

Sit back and let his puffy clown hair come out

and let his black side arm wrestle his white side

Yell apartheid loud enough that he might slide

He might find someone dumb enough who might ride

but ain't nobody over here buying two white guys

disguised as pro-black there is no slack

for a Harward college grad, in a fitted hat

and a hunchback, standing by the clearence coat rack

And some RSO throwbacks, yeah

Shady in the place to be seen

and it takes what I got to rock the mic RIGHT

Still knockin' a K to these punks

fuckin' cocksuckin' pussy lips hatin' mixed cunts!