Insane

[Verse 1]

I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah fucked in the head

My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed

'Til one night he snuck in and said

We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed

Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxbin instead?

After I fuck you in the butt, get some head

Bust a nut, get some rest

The next day my mother said "I don't know what the fuck's up with this kid!"

The bastard won't even eat nothing he's fed

He just hung himself in the bedroom he's dead

Debbie don't let that fucker get you upset

Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck

I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you

I bet he probably just want's to see how upset you would get

I'll go handle this of course, unless you object

Ahh go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head

[Chorus]

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

[Verse 2]

Did you get him? Naaw, fucker tried to bite my face off

I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw

Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off

Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot

Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop

Took his eye out, picked it up and played ping pong

Then he played ping pong with his own ding dong

That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong

Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn

And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on

Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off

everything, except his tank top and his training bra

Ain't he raw? Yeah mainiac, that's Shady dog

Man that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog

Shady dog, what be going through that fuckin' brain of yours

Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for, sing along

[Chorus]

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

[Verse 3]

Don't you know what Felch means? (Yeah), well then tell me

Would you rather get felched or do the felching

Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching

Burp, Belch, then go back for a second helping

Can you dig what I'm sayin' man, can you smell me?

I want you to feel me like my step father felt me

Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping

Shady what the fuck you saying? I don't know help me!

What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fucking melting

Marshall I just love you boy, I care about your well being

No Dad, I said no, I don't need no help peeing

I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself see

I only get naked when the baby sitter tells me

She showed me a movie like "Nightmare on Elm Street"

But it was X, and they called it "Pubic Hair on Chelsea"

Well this is called ass rape, and we're shooting the jail scene

[Chorus]

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!

If you could count the skeletons in my closet

Under my bed and up under my faucet

Then you would know I've completely lost it

Is he nuts? NO! He's insane!