It's Only Fair To Warn (Freestyle)

It's only fair to warn

I was born with a set of horns

And metaphors attached to my damn umbilical cord

Warlord of rap that'll bash you with a two-by-four board

And'll smash into your Honda Accord

With a four door Ford

But I'm more towards droppin an accapella

Than choppin' a fella

Into mozzarella

Worse than a hellacopter propeller

Got you locked in the cella

With your skeleton showing

Developing anorexia

While I'm standin next to ya

Eating a full course meal watching you starve to death

With an HIV in your veins

Feeding you liquid darvicet

Pumping you full of drugs

Pull the plugs

On the gunshot victims full of bullet slugs

Who were picked up in an ambulance

And driven

To receiving with the asses ripped outta they pants

And given

A less than 20 percent chance

Of living

Have a possible placement

As a hospital patient

Storing the dead bodies in grandma's little basement

Doctor Kevorkian has arrived

To perform an autopsy on you while you scream "I'M STILL ALIVE!"

Driving a rusty scalpel in through the top of your scalp

And pulling your adams apple out through your mouth

Better call the fire department

I've hired a arson

To set fire to carpet

And burn up your entire apartment