My 1st Single

Oh, yeah!

So much for first single on this one

Shady's the label aftermath is the stable

That the horses come out of erra of course we're about to stir up

Some shit thick as mix water with syrup

It's the mister picked-on-Christopher Reeves just for no reason

Other than just to tease him, cause he was his biggest fan

He used to be superman

Now I'm pourin' liquor, on the curb in his, name for him

"Eminem you wait 'til we meet up again, fucker

I'm kickin' your ass for everything you've ever said"

It goes one for the money two for the fuckin' show

Ready get set, let's go

Here comes the buckin' bronco

Stompin' and stampedin' up the damn street

Like them buffalo soldiers, I told ya I'm bout' to blow

So look out below, geronimo, motherfuckers is dominos

I'm on a roll, around and around I go

When will I stop? I don't know

Tryna pick up where the "Eminem Show" left off

But I know anything's possible

Though I'm not gonna top what I sold

I'm at the top of my game

That shit is not gonna change

As long as I got Dr. Dre on my team

I'll get away with murder

I'm like O.J., he's like my Cochran today

We keep the Mark Fuhrman tapes in a safe, locked them away

Better watch what you say

Just when you thought you were safe

Them fuckers got you on tape

You swear to God you was playin'

Whether or not you was little Joshua

Gosh I wish I could've told ya to not do the same

'Cause one day it could cost you your name

And this was supposed to be my first single

But I just fucked that up so

Fuck it let's all have fun let's mingle

Slap a bitch and smack a ho

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

That you hear on your radio

But shit's about to hit the shingle

Oh oh oh oh oh oh no

Erra oh ah, erra oh ah, erra oh ah

Erra oh oh ah ah

Oh ah erra, oh ah erra, oh ah erra

Poo poo ca ca

Erra-erra-Eric swallowed some generic sleeping pills

And woke up in bed next to his best friend Derek bare naked

Chicka chicka chicka chicka chicka

Jeanine just turned 16 and used a fake id

To sneak in VIP to see R. Kelly (hihihihihi)

To be so young and naive

Oh what I wouldn't give to live so Kim and carefree

Paris and Nicky's parents must be so tickled to cherish

Every picture with their kids with hickeys all over their necks

Hickory dickory Dirk Diggler

Look at me work wizardry with these words

Am I a jerk or just jerk chicken

Or chicka chicka chicka chicka jer jer jerkin' the chain

Twenty-two jerks and a jerk circle

Or is it a circle jerk or wait a minute

What am I sayin', allow me to run it back and rewind it rrrrrrara

Let me ask you again

Am I just jerkin' your chain

Am I berserk or insane

Or am I just one of them damn amateurs

Workin' the damn camera filmin' one of them

Paris hilton homemade porno's

Who keeps tiltin' the lens at an angle

Chicka chicka

Just recently somebody just discovered

Britney and Justin videotapes of 'em fuckin'

When they were just musketeers in the Mickey Mouse Club

And dusted them and went straight to the source with them

'Cause they coulda sworn someone said nuh

And then tried to erase and record over it

But, if you listen close enough to it you can hear the

Uh ah, and then the come ta, find out it was Jus-tin

Sayin' I'm done-uh!

Come on this was su-pposed...

To be my first single

But I just fucked that up so

Fuck it let's all have fun let's mingle

Slap a bitch and smack a ho

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

That you hear on your radio

But shit's about to hit the shingle

Oh oh oh oh oh oh no

Erra oh ah, erra oh ah, erra oh ah

Erra oh oh ah ah

Oh ah erra, oh ah erra, oh ah erra

Poo poo ca ca

Any opinions or somethin' you just wanna get off your chest

And address it about my lyrics I'd love to hear it

All you gotta do is pick up the phone and just dial up this number

It's 1-800-I'm-a-dick-sucker-I-love-to-suck-a-dick

And if someone picks up you can talk all the shit you want about me

Just type in your number back and follow it by the pound key

And I'll be sure to get back

As soon as there comes a day that I fall out with Dre

Wake up gay, make up with Ray (hey!)

So fuck a chicken, lick a chicken, suck a chicken

Beat a chicken, eat a chicken like it's a big cock, bawka-bi-kaw

Or suck a dick, and lick a dick and eat a dick and stick a dick in your mouth

I'm done you can fuck off, fucka-fuck off!

And this was supposed to be my first single

But I just fucked that up so

Fuck it let's all have fun let's mingle

Slap a bitch and smack a ho

This was supposed to be my catchy little jingle

That you hear on your radio

But shit's about to hit the shingle

Oh oh oh oh oh oh no

Erra oh ah, erra oh ah, erra oh ah

Erra oh oh ah ah

Oh ah erra, oh ah erra, oh ah erra

Poo poo ca ca