Nut Up

Aye, em

Yeah

So, Slim Shady, to the stage, please

Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy?

You know what you doin' when you do it for the ladies

So, ladies, this ain't the place to be in if you're lazy (get up!)

I said, Shady, to the stage please

Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy?

You know what you doin' when you do it for the ladies

So won't you please step up to the mic, baby?

It's been a little boring lately

I've been playing in poison ivy and pee

I've been itching to get in some S-H-I-T

You heard what I S-A-I-D

This club? I guess they I.D. ​

But they just let me in without it, so I guess they like me

I put on my best dang white tee for the season's festivities

And I even got it pressed and dry-cleaned

It's me and the rest of my heathens, we in the building

'Til it closes, we're partying 'til then nobody knows that I'm drinking

Keep my Bacardi concealed inside of my jacket

When no one's looking, I tap the bottle, crack it

Then swig it then put the frigging top back on it and cap it

Yeah, that same bullshit, man, I just got back on it, God dammit

Boy, you don't want it, doggone it, that gin and tonic, I slam it

An alcoholic, I am what I am, that's all that I am

And upon my further inspection, Monica's bra I examine

And if you're wondering why I'm looking in awe as I am

It's 'cause I'm just so overjoyed to see people brawl to my jam

And now let's go

So, Slim Shady, to the stage please

Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy?

If you know what you doin', fellas, turn to the ladies

And tell 'em, you just the hit the lottery, baby

I said, Shady, to the stage please

Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy?

We heard the fellas, now let's hear it from the ladies

Say, you just the hit the fucking lottery, baby

Man, I hate it when no one's paying me any attention

So I won't let up 'til they do, I don't have any intention

Ma, I like your breast, but your booty's too skinny to pinch it

How is that possible with a waist on me about 26 inches?

Ease up on the Henny, just sip it

There's so many winches up in here that's got my interest

I'm drenched in sweat down in the trenches

Continue to make my way all the way to the center of the dance floor I've just entered

Hope that I don't get injured, oh, here I go

I'm shaking my tail for the oh-so member

Oh, feet, don't fail me now

Better be nimble when you swoop this bimb' up

Get the info on the nympho dudes went for 'cause of the way he pimped up

Shady's Mercedes-Benz with the crazy rims got the ladies trembling

Like a gremlin with a head full of Red Bull at 12:15 AM and

Dude, I feel incredible, is medicine edible? You are unforgettable

Girl, the fact we didn't meet sooner is the only thing that I think's regrettable

Let me check my schedule (shit)

Oh no, your phone number ain't even legible, this night's unmeasurable

It'd be my pleasure to introduce you to

Slim Shady, to the stage please

Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy?

If you know what you doin', fellas, turn to the ladies

And tell 'em, you just the hit the lottery, baby

I said, Shady, to the stage please

Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy?

We heard the fellas, now let's hear it from the ladies

Say, you just the hit the fucking lottery, baby

So when you come in the club, don't care if you paid or you snuck in

Soon as you hear the beat drop, stop what you doing, start buckin'

So get up like you're up and, homie, get down like you're ducking

Up like you're stuck in the air and down like you're down on your luck

And not down like out, so just turn that frown upside down that you're stuck in

There's no upside when you're down

The only downside when you're up is being hungover

So, Shady, won't tell you 'em what's up?

Then go get your cup and refill it

Now speed it up a little bit and just kill it

Don't stand there and look at my whip, chick, get in

I ain't gotta tell you again, now close the door, you're lettin' flies in

What? Am I supposed to be air conditioning the whole outside then?

Would you look at what you're riding in?

You better take pride and stare at it for five minutes

You're lucky I didn't just drive by in it

You're privileged just to be inside of it

I stepped in this party to liven it

I just caught a vibe in it the minute that I arrived in it

So, ladies, where you at? Make some noise if you're likin' it

Then tell your boyfriend to take a hike again

Two Heinekens and you're mine

So, Slim Shady, won't you please step to the mic again? (Come on)

So, Slim Shady, to the stage please

Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy?

If you know what you doin', fellas, turn to the ladies

And tell 'em, you just the hit the lottery, baby

I said, Shady, to the stage please

Oh, won't you please make the place go crazy?

We heard the fellas, now let's hear it from the ladies

Say, you just the hit the fucking lottery, baby