Same Song & Dance

(INTRO)

Yo

same song and dance

damn girl everywhere i go

same song and dance

i like the way you move all over the globe

same song and dance

there's something about it man

same song and dance

in the pale moonlight

(VERSE ONE)

I'm looking at you yeah girl you're kinda tooken back by

the whole rapper thing aren't ya?

probably think you'll get slapped so damn hard ya

wont even be able stand up straight aren't ya?

a couple rape charges people think you're a monster

the police constantly buggin you non-stop

i walk up on you, well hello tonya!

i think you got your ??? button inside your car stuck

you outta gas, do you got a flat?

i would hate for you to be stranded at the laundromat

i got your back, why dont you put your laundry basket in the back?

and sit up front, im not asking, its a trap

you just got jacked and bodysnatched and it's a wrap

in broad day - no masks for this attack

i heard them say exact opposites attract

if that's fact it'll take taskforce to get you back

(HOOK)

Yeah baby do that dance

It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

Girl shake that ass

You ain't ever gonna break that glass, the windshield's too strong for you

I said yeah baby sing that song

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing

Show me what you got, give it your all, look at you ball, why you crying to me?

Same song and dance.

(VERSE TWO)

The first victim i had, she was a big one

big movie star, party girl, big fun

she was the girl the media always picked on

in and out of rehab every 4-6 months

she was always known for little pranks and slick stunts

on nickelodeon flashed to little kids once

what an event it was, i was sitting in front

i was hooked in at the first glimpse of them buns

seen her backstage, now here's where i come in son

look her she comes i'd better put out the big guns

"hello lindsay you're looking a little thin, hun'

how about a ride to rehab? get in cunt!

starting off on the wrong foot is what i didn't want

girl im just kidding let me start over again, hun

see what i meant was we should have a little intervention

come with me to brighton, let me relieve your tension

you little wencher, murder wasn't my intention

if i wanted to kill you it would have already been done

slowly she gets in and i begin to lynch her with 66 inches of extension chord

(HOOK)

Yeah baby do that dance

It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

Girl shake that ass

You ain't ever gonna break that glass, the windshield's too strong for you

I said yeah baby sing that song

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing

Show me what you got, give it your all, look at you ball, why you crying to me?

Same song and dance.

(VERSE THREE)

My second victim was even bigger than the first

pop star, icon, the whole works

she played a little schoolgirl when she first

burst upon the scene and seen the world was hers

she twirls and turns and flirts and skirts so bad it hurts

it irked me and made me mad at first

i lashed out in my songs

but what was really going on was that i had developed a crush, i just didn't know how to tell it to her

should i cut off one of my ears and mail it to her?

send her pictures of my collections of skeletons or

footage of me impaling myself on an elephant's tusk?

we'll settle this once and for all, ima tell her at dusk

tonight, tonight its the night, and tell her i must

creep upto her mansion in stilhettos and just

climb the gate and ring the bell, like "hello my love"

i just picked your prescription for ceriquill up

now would you like to share a pill or two with me?

i'll share my valium with you cos im feeling you britney

i'll trade you a blue one for a pink one ever since at schoolgirl juvenile delinquent

i've been feeling you ooh ooh girl you sexy little girl

you hold that pill any longer it'll get sentimental value

come on toots give me the valium, i'll slamdunk it in your mouth till you puke

and just as soon as you pass out in your alphabet soup

im about to make a new outfit outta you

a new outfit? shit i'll make a new suit outta your shoe

now show me how you move girl, do how you do

(HOOK)

Yeah baby do that dance

It's the last dance you'll ever get the chance to do

Girl shake that ass

You ain't ever gonna break that glass, the windshield's too strong for you

I said yeah baby sing that song

It's the last song you'll ever get the chance to sing

You sexy little thing

Show me what you got, give it your all, look at you ball, why you crying to me?

Same song and dance.

Same kickin' and screamin', same prayin' and sobbin'

Same song and dance, same beggin' and pleadin'

Same yellin' and bleedin', same song and dance

Yeah same song and dance, I know... Same song and dance