Sex

Chorus:

Sex is a very fine thing,

It makes your dick go bling, bling, bling

It makes your mind go ding, ding, ding

(x2)

Bridge:

I don't do it

K...maybe once or twice,

Fine we fuck like mice,

But at least I don't got pubic lice (like Bush)

But hey? what can i say,

ummmmmm.........

Ja's gay, like fuckin MJ

Chorus 1:

Now sex is a beautiful fuckin' thing

Girl I wanna fuck u, no rubber on, with your panties on, wit' a hole big enough for my dick to fit

While kissin', ypo' tongue gettin' bit

Very lightly at first

Then more intense?

And.......(pause)

Whooooooo!

Feel dat explosion ripplin through you

That cum be dense (laughin)

Like an ocean wave

Sperm be surfin an ocean wave in

Hawaii

You have conception,

but say goodbye to me if you's be a shootin up

I'ma put a bullet thru yo' head (pop pop)

Leave you in our room

At the hotel

Motel,

Where eva we be in,

Sex isnt sin,

But bein fine as you sure is,

so if you face me in tha night,

I mite lose ma site,

So?

Turn around

Bend down and hike up that skirt,

Cuz we here all night,

Here let me rip off that shirt?

Foh ya

Oh yah

Oh yah

Oh yah

Chorus

2 months later

O shit

I ain't ready for this shit

What is this shit?

You havin a fuckin baby!

(crying)

I ain't ready for this shit!

(angry)

Fuck shit!

Hot shit!

I hate shit!

FUCK!

But now I think bout it I got clap

An' you was the only one I fucked without a condom on,

An I see now as we were layin in bed

Shit was goin through our head,

Shit we couldn't say

And shit we couldnt do

But how could you,

Not tell me

You were sickly

Fuck you!

You ruined the life of that baby you got there in your gut

But I'm no mutt

While I had a few fucks that night at the beach

I wore rubber

Don't you see?

It was you

not me!

I hate you!

(Bridge to chorus)

(Female)

Yah I am pregnant

And yah I have sex

But this is the first time its got this far,

And the fuck you doin

Blamin it all on me

It was you havin sex at the beach not me!

You coulda picked up the clap from one of the hos,

You was fuckin with your nose,

It was you

You couldnt contain the pang in your hose,

You ripped off my pantie hoes,

And hit me with a strap,

Made me wear that fuckin hat,

Had me actin like a cat

While you was dressed as bat----man

Now the shits hit the fan,

and we needa get help............

(eminem)

We aint gonna die

We can't die,

We too young to die,

I ain't gonna float up to the sky

Just to plummet back down

When I reach the gate

Girl you feedina hate,

And yah so wat,

I fucked like a dog,

But at least I wasnt fuckin with hogs,

I'ma hit you on the nog-----in till you realize you needa sit the fuck down!

You ain't no clown

Thats why I wear this frown

Gonna drown you

You motherfuckin hound!

(female)

Now wait jes a minute,

As I already said

The shit has hit the fan,

But all you gotta do is take it like a man,

Turn That frown

Upside down!

(eminem)

This ain't no joke!

(chorus)

(Eminem)

What the fuck,

What a lame line,

Whoeva sed shit

Has not had a hard time

Like a fuckin pantomime,

Girl to save your skin,

Go to the clinic,

Get an incision,

Take that fetus out,

Awwwwwww........

Fuck you

Don't pout,

Take that shit out,

You lazy lout,

Or else I'ma rip it out,

Kick it out,

God knows you got it comin to yah

Doe rae me fah so lah......

Throw your body on the lawn,

Hear the crows caw,

While you feebly wave your hand to keep em away from your eyes,

And your cries fill the skies,

And i laugh till my laughs turn to tears,

And I realize shit ain't bad as shit appears,

And now cops be huntin me like dog's

Feedin my fears,

Addin to my fears

And now I'm in a bar,

Drownin my tears,

In a coupla beers

(bridge to chorus)

(chorus x2)

(crying)