Square Dance

People!! It feels so good to be back!

Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the new and improved, you know who

Never been the type to bend or budge

the wrong button to push,no friend of Bush

I'm the centerpiece, you're a Maltese. I'm a pit bull

Off his leash, all this peace talk can cease

All these people I had to leave in limbo

I'm back now, I've come to release this info

I'll be brief and let me just keep shit simple

Can-a-bitch don't want no beef with Slim? Noooo!

Not even on my radar

So won't you please jump off my dick, lay off and stay off

And follow me as I put these crayons to chaos

from seance to seance, aw-a-aw-sh-a-aw

C'mon now, let's all get on down

Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout

Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

C'mon now, let's all get on down

Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout

Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Let your hair down to the track, yeah kick on back. Boo!

The boogie monster of rap, yeah the man's back

With a plan to ambush this Bush administration

Mush the Senate's face in, push this generation

Of kids to stand and fight for the right to say something

You might not like, this white hot light

That I'm under, no wonder I look so sunburnt

Oh no, I won't leave no stone unturned

Oh no, I won't leave, won't go nowhere

Do-si-do, oh, yo, ho, hello there

Oh yeah, don't think I won't go there

Go to Beirut and do a show there

Yeah, you laugh till' your mutherfuckin' ass gets drafted

While you're at band camp thinkin' the crap can't happen

Till' you fuck around, get an anthrax napkin

Inside a package wrapped in saran wrap wrapping

Open the plastic and then you stand back gasping

Fuckin' assassins hijackin' Amtracks crashin'

All this terror, America demands action

Next thing you know you've got Uncle Sam's ass askin'

To join the army or what you'll do for their Navy

You just a baby, gettin' recruited at eighteen

You're on a plane now, eatin' their food and their baked beans

I'm twenty-eight, they're gonna take you 'fore they take me

Crazy insane or insane crazy?

When I say Hussein, you say Shady

My views ain't changed, still inhumane, wait

arraigned two days late, the date's today, hang me!

C'mon now, let's all get on down

Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout

Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

C'mon now, let's all get on down

Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout

Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Nothin' moves me more than a groove that soothes me

Nothin' soothes me more than a groove that boosts me

Nothin' boosts me more, or suits me beautifully

There's nothin' you can do to me,stab me shoot me

Psychotic, hypnotic product I got it the antibiotic

Ain't nobody hotter and so on/ and yada yada

God I talk a lot of hem de lay la la la

Oochie walla um da dah da dahda but you gotta gotta

Keep movin', there's more music to make

Keep makin' new shit, produce hits to break

The monotony, what's gotten into me?

Drugs, rock, and Hennessey, thug like I'm 'Pac on my enemies

On your knees, got you under siege

Somebody you would give a lung to be

Hun-ga-ry, like a fuckin' younger me

Fuck the fee, I can get you jumped for free

Yeah buddy, laugh it's funny

I have the money to have you killed by somebody who has nothing

I'm past bluffing, pass the K-Y

Let's get ready for some intense,serious ass fucking!

C'mon now, let's all get on down

Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout

Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

C'mon now, let's all get on down

Let's do-si-do now, we gon' have a good ol' time

Don't be scared, 'cause there ain't nothin' to worry 'bout

Let your hair down, and square dance with me!

Dr. Dre, wants to square dance with me

Nasty Nas, wants tosquare dance with me

X to the Z, wants to square dance with me

Busta Rhymes, wants to square dance with me

Cana-bitch, won'tsquare dance with me

Fan-a-bitch, won't square dance with me

Canada-bis, don't want no parts of me

Dirty Dozen, wants tosquare dance with you

Yee-Haw!