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Artist: Eminem
Canonical path: /eminem/the-kiss-skit
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The Kiss (Skit)
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The Kiss (Skit)
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Eminem:
I'm gonna kill this bitch
Im'a kill him
I'm going to fucking jail
Cuz im gonna kill this bitch
Gary:
Yo man
Eminem:
What
Gary:
I dont know
I gotta realy really bad feelin about this
Eminem:
Man would u shut the fuck up Gary you always gotta bad feelin man
Thats her car right there
Gary:
Aight let me park
Eminem:
Just park
Gary:
Im parkin!
Eminem:
Turn the car off dogg
Gary:
Aight
Eminem:
Aight we wait
Gary:
We wait for what?
Eminem:
We wait till she comes out and then im gonna fuckin kill her
Gary:
Man you aint gonna kill no one
What the fuck did you bring that for
Eminem:
Man shut the fuck up dog
Just shutup, the fuckin clip is empty
Gary:
Man dont point that shit at me
Eminem:
Its not even loaded bitch, look
Gary:
Dude, god i fuckin hate it when you do that shit
Eminem:
Yea but its funny as fuck
Gary:
Muthafucka im gonna kill you one of these days i swear
Eminem:
Gets you everytime
Is that her?
Gary:
where?
Eminem:
Right there mothafucka
Gary:
Oohh yeah
Eminem:
Aight get down get down
Gary:
Fuck, what u doing to her?
Eminem:
Get Down!
Gary:
What the fuck you want me to get under the car?
Eminem:
Yo, who she walkin with
Gary:
How the fuck am i suppose to know, you told me to duck down
Eminem:
Its the fuckin bouncer
Did she just kiss him
Gary:
I dont think so
Eminem:
Dogg she just fucken kissed him
Gary:
No she didnt
Eminem:
Shes kissin him
Gary:
No shes not
Eminem: Gets out car
Gary:
Ohh shit
Eminem:
Come on
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