The Storm Cypher

This the calm before the storm right here

Wait, how was I gonna start this off? I forgot

Oh, yeah

That's an awfully hot coffee pot

Should I drop it on Donald Trump? Probably not

But that's all I got 'til I come up with a solid plot

Got a plan, and now I gotta hatch it

Like a damn Apache with a tomahawk

I'ma walk inside a mosque on Ramadan

And say a prayer that every time Melania talks

She gets a mop--ahh, I'ma stop

But we better give Obama props

'Cause what we got in office now's a kamikaze

That'll probably cause a nuclear holocaust

And while the drama pops and he waits for sh*t to quiet down

He'll just gas his plane up and fly around 'til the bombing stops

Intensities heightened, tensions are rising

Trump, when it comes to giving a sh*t, you're stingy as I am

Except when it comes to having the balls to go against me, you hide 'em

'Cause you don't got the f*cking nuts like an empty asylum

Racism's the only thing he's fantastic for

'Cause that's how he gets his f*cking rocks off and he's orange

Yeah, sick tan, that's why he wants us to disband

'Cause he can not withstand

The fact we're not afraid of Trump

Fuck walkin' on egg shells, I came to stomp

That's why he keeps screamin': Drain the swamp

'Cause he's in quicksand

It's like we take a step forwards, then backwards

But this is his form of distraction

Plus, he gets an enormous reaction

When he attacks the NFL so we focus on that

Instead of talking Puerto Rico or gun reform for Nevada

All these horrible tragedies and he's bored and would rather

Cause a Twitter storm with the Packers

Then says he wants to lower our taxes

Then who's gonna pay for his extravagant trips

Back and forth with his fam to his golf resorts and his mansions?

Same sh*t that he tormented Hillary for and he slandered

Then does it more

From his endorsement of Bannon

Support from the Klansmen

Tiki torches in hand for the soldier that's black

And comes home from Iraq

And is still told to go back to Africa

Fork and a dagger in this racist 94-year-old grandpa

Who keeps ignoring our past historical, deplorable factors

Now, if you're a black athlete

You're a spoiled little brat for tryna use your platform or your stature

To try to give those a voice who don't have one

He says: You're spittin' in the face of vets who fought for us, you bastards

Unless you're a POW who's tortured and battered

'Cause to him, you're zeros

'Cause he don't like his war heroes captured

That's not disrespecting the military

Fuck that, this is for Colin, ball up a fist

And keep that sh*t balled like Donald the bitch

He's gonna get rid of all immigrants

He's gonna build that thing up taller than this

Well, if he does build it, I hope it's rock solid with bricks

'Cause like him in politics, I'm using all of his tricks

'Cause I'm throwing that piece of sh*t against the wall 'til it sticks

And any fan of mine who's a supporter of his

I'm drawing, in the sand, a line

You're either for or against

And if you can't decide who you like more and you're split

On who you should stand beside

I'll do it for you with this

Fuck you!

The rest of America stand up

We love our military, and we love our country

But we f*cking hate Trump