Throwin' Up StRaWbErRiEs

I've got a funny story to tell

About when I was eighteen

And my life was hell

Found out a boy I loved broke my heart

Then I had an incident in a parking lot

Beer before liquor never been sicker

Never kissed a random ass boy quicker

Should've heeded the warnings

Had appointments in the morning

Eight am mom's tugging at my feet

She said you got a therapist to meet

I'm throwing up strawberries

In my therapists parking lot

I've got, yeah, I've got a lot wrong with me

Probably shouldn't have taken that shot

Mom got up early

Made me breakfast and lunch

I'm throwing up strawberries

In my therapists parking lot

There's an important lesson to

Be learned in the story that you just heard

If you don't pay attention

Then I'd be concerned

Looks can be deceiving

If he's posting and deleting

Then, baby, he's cheating

You don't wanna end up like me

Eight am mom's tugging at my feet

I'm throwing up strawberries

In my therapists parking lot

I've got, yeah, I've got a lot wrong with me

Probably shouldn't have taken that shot

Mom got up early

Made me breakfast and lunch

I'm throwing up strawberries

In my therapists parking lot

Sorry Jennifer

I didn't run down

To get your check

But I think someone

Should check on my head

From down here

The sky looks so blue

But I am hoping

Next session

I'll get a better view

I'm throwing up strawberries

In my therapists parking lot

I've got yeah I've got a lot wrong with me

Probably shouldn't have taken that shot

Mom got up early made me breakfast and lunch

I'm throwing up strawberries in my therapists parking lot