Burn

My suspicions were alerted by a little bit of flirting

My beady eye caught it at a gig

Sally is my lover and he's the dogdrummer

I love them both but can i forgive

No, no, a double betrayal

Is something that i cannot forget

She thinks i'm all cool standing here on the stage

But between the sheets useless and inept

Wakey no, wakey no, wakey no!

Burn, burn, burn, burn

She looked pretty nice as i went to spend the night

Working on the graveyard shift

Feeling pretty tense i hid behind a fence

Dogdrummer arrived and they kissed

Just imagine what it's like with a length of steel pipe

As me size tens booted down the door

There, before me, naked and horny

They were shagging like rabbits on the floor

Without hesitation i trussed 'em to the bed

With several lengths of baler twine

I was kind of in a dream as i poured the gasoline

On dogdrummer and that fucking slut of mine

Now i am the judge and your punishments stern

I sentence you both to burn

Thou is a slut and thee is a liar

Now roast on a porky human pyre

And the moral of this story is...

Don't fuck another mans wife!