In Search Of Diamonds

Woke up this morning on the beach,

Started walking, it's my regular routine.

I was on the search for some diamonds,

Let me tell you just what I've seen.

I saw...

a castle with a view,

fields of bamboo,

guy from Kung Fu,

a giant screw,

a kangaroo,

some chicken stew,

and the woman who lived in a shoe.

I saw...

a white whale,

the holy grail,

Pirate ships without a sail,

air mail,

volcano fail,

pyramids not to scale,

and some things I should not go into detail.

You never know what you will find

shaping a world that's in your mind.

See for yourself and walk with me

A world of wonder, a land of beauty.

Across the mountains and over the sea

but I still haven't found any diamonds.

I've been walking around for miles,

still no diamonds to be found.

Maybe I should look underground.

I started digging a hole,

drilling through dirt, then I fell through,

landed in some water.

What have I gotten myself into?

I saw...

Lava lake near the core,

Kratos from God of War

mushroom spore,

liquor store,

statue of dumbledore.

Wooden shed with a bed,

spiders and the undead,

arrowhead,

loaf of bread,

giant spool of golden thread.

I saw a sparkle in the dark.

I put my axe right through that mark.

At last found me some diamonds.

Oh I'm so happy I could ride a pig!