Three Chords

Oh I took a wrong turn, it was the right turn

My turn to have me a ball

Boys at the shop told me just where to stop

If I wanted to play for it all

I didn't know I'd find her on daytime TV

My whole world lies waiting behind door number three

I chose my apparel, I wore a beer barrel

And they rolled me to the very first row

I held a big sign that said, kiss me I'm a baker

And Monty I sure need the dough

Then I grabbed that sucker by the throat until he called on me

'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three

And I don't want what Jay's got on his table

Or the box Carol Merrill points to on the floor

No I'll hold out just as long as I am able

Or until I can unlock that lucky door

Well, she's no big deal to most folks

But she's everything to me

'Cause my whole world lies waiting behind door number three