Kissing Bandit

Bitches like niggaz to dog them out

So I'm here to let you know what they all about

Don't hesitate to smack her

She like's when you mack her

Play the Romeo role and she'll crush you like crackers

Nine days, night's, dont come twice

You get two for one and at the same price

You gotta stay in control and on top

Or get dropped like potato's

And here's how to be real playa

Mack on your ho, you've got to mack on your ho

You've got to dog out and beat up and smack on your ho

Bitch aint nothin but meat on a stick

Only job in life is to please a dick

Dont ever let her forget that you run shit

And if she get outta line that ass gone get kicked

Playa's got ho's for every day of the week

All under control and all like to freak

Bitch aint nothin but nasty, sleazy

Neighborhood skeezy, way to easy

Be my ho and I'll be your pimp

Cool niggaz strut, the lame a limp

Betta make my money seven day's a week

And if somebody ask, you my freak

Because..

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Yellow freaks like black dick daddy

So pull down your panties and show me that fanny

Your girl's a ho, but still you claim her

Wild as a beast only I can tame her

She tole me herself she like the dick I threw

Hit the pussy so hard turned her ass black and blue

Add another to my collection, her nigga was weak

Tryin to fall in love sucka with a stone cold freak

Bitches dont like that, that's why you mack on em

Kick em, and punch em and beat em and smack on em

All day, all night till they do you right

Cuz a nigga like me a just fuck your wife

For nothin, and nuttin' in her ass is my pleasure

Leave a dirty ass rubber in your room on your dresser

That's my trademark, I broke your wife's heart

But none a this woulda happened if you mack from the start cuz..

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I'm the fucking kissing bandit in your neighborhood

I fuck your wife like she wish you would

When you come in, I leave out

I even got a set of keys to your house

She said I was the only man who made her cum right

While you was out cheatin I was fucking her all night

No shame to my game, fuck dame after dame

You was lovin' her one night and she called you my name

See I dont give a fuck about your wife you see

She aint cheatin on me, I'm the ban D-I-T

Who can resist, no ho can resist

Cuz I'm the fucking kissing bandit and my dick is priceless

I might be your foe, I might be your boy

I know I fucked your ho and I brought her much joy cuz..

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I'm making bitches cum like rainy days

One wet pussy fucked a hundred ways

In less than an hour bitch is lovin the thought of me

Her pussy so watery, I guess I ought to be

On my way, before I leave you say "I bring you joy and you wish I'd

stay."

But I cant I got to roll, my job is done

Leave a rubber in your toilet full of cum

I'm the K-I-S-S-B-A-N-D-I-T

Fuckin niggaz bitches is my fucking hobby

I leave it all sloppy like a beat up jalopy

And my style of fuckin, your man cant copy

Havin' wet dreams scream, be a dream for Esham

Today I felt like rain, I made your ho cum

To sum it all up, I'm a bad mother fucker

Turnin' innocent girl's into freaky dick suckers

Today it's all loose and you dont understand it

Your girl got fucked by the kissing bandit