Cocopops

I went down to the cornerstore, a feeling in my pelvis

Walking down the hall, you know what i saw?

A man in a pink jumpsuit, and someone shouted "There's Elvis"

I said "Hey Elvis, uh, whatchya doin?"

He said "i've looked this supermarket through and,

I can't find no Shake 'N' Bake, but i know where to get some

Way up there in outer space, we'll go there in my jet, son.

Gimme gimme cocopops, gimme chocolate shake

Gimme gimme everything

I want a Shake 'N' Bake

Gimmegimmecocopopsgimmechocolateshake

gimmegimmecocoposiwannashake'n'bake.

So Elvis took me up to Mars,

And he showed me his collection of red guitars

"But enough's enough son, how's about a you and me,

Go get ourselves a Shake 'N' Bake or three?"

"Cos this is where they make the Shake 'N' Bake,

One mystery ingredient is all that it takes

So many people down on Earth they try their hand at faking

But the shakin' bakin' nation's wakin' up, they're not takin' faking

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So i went back to earth my head so full of wisdom

And i strolled up to the execs talking all their loads of jism

"I have that mystery ingredient you desire"

"This mystery ingredient will really light your fire."

A billion dollars later and i'm a happy man,

Smilin' as i'm shakin' bakin' much as i can,

As for Elvis hope i don't see him a comin' my way

But if i do i'll look the fatass in the eye and say