Why Are All The Cars Outside Real

There is a place that we can go

To hide away from this world we know

Step inside the box of sony, the one and only,

Why are all the cars outside real?

Had a sony gone and given to me

How could I be so lucky?

Before I knew what I had done

I turned my sony on

Warning play it on a small screen

Don't play it more than an hour or three

Thought that was kinda dumb

I mean that's half the fun

There is a place where we can go

To hide away from this world we know

Got a friend at Video Ezy

Gives me all my games for free

Go there every Wednesday

Don't even have to pay

All my friends they come around

But there is one thing I've found

They don't come around to see me

They want my sony

Had my sony gone and taken away

Went a driving on the highway

All the cars they seem so real

Hey what's the deal?

Drove into a telephone pole

Found out I was on the dole

How can a man feel so lonely?

I want my sony