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Artist: Evil Cowards
Canonical path: /evil-cowards/love-pigs
Related lyric paths: 6
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Love Pigs
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Love Pigs
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There gonna be a big big fuss
and a whole lot of pork
when the love pigs get here
They're going to be poking at us
with a bloody pitchfork
when the love pigs get here
There gonna be a big disaster
on the network news
when my animal sits here
And they're gonna crucify ya
when you finally chose
who the loser is here
[I'll tell you something good]
But all this talkin' don't add up to much
[We'll move in to your neighborhood]
You shouldn't be walkin'
ride your bike like the Dutch
Gonna be a one-eyed Jack
and a two-headed dog
at the radio station
There gonna be three amigos
and a four alarm fire
at the radio station
There gonna be a whole lotta shakin'
on the floor tonight
at the United Nations
Oh and I'll piss on your grave
and see you in hell
if you get the invitation
[Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights]
Cause I can't think straight when I step in the light
[Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights]
Cause my head can't wait for your love tonight
[Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights]
Cause I can't think straight when I step in the light
[Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights]
Cause my head can't wait for your love tonight
Gonna be a repetition
of the same old thing
when the white kids get here
There gonna be a swift beheading
of the king and queen
when the white kids get here
They're gonna bottle me up
and hose me down
when I lose my wits here
and they're gonna disinfect-ah
the entire town
when the love pigs shit here
[Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights]
Cause I can't think straight when I step in the light
[Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights]
Cause my head can't wait for your love tonight
[Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights]
Cause I can't think straight when I step in the light
[Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights, Dim the lights]
Cause my head can't wait for your love tonight
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