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Artist: Evil Dead (Musical)
Canonical path: /evil-dead-musical/housewares-employee-reprise
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Housewares Employee (Reprise)
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Housewares Employee (Reprise)
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Linda,
Look who's evil now!
Scott,
Ash! Kill her! She's fuckin' evil!
Cheryl,
Kill her if you can, lover boy!
Ash,
Oh, forgive me Linda. I guess I gotta go what I gotta do…
Linda,
Oh, oh please don't Ash… I'm fine now.
LINDA
I have to ask a question to the gods above
ASH,
How can this be real?
LINDA,
How were we deemed worthy of this perfect love. I'll ask the trees I'll ask the sky
I'll ask the whole wide world
ASH *Over Linda*
A love so true and pure
A love to last for sure
LINDA
How did a Housewares employee land the perfect girl
BOTH,
How did the perfect girl land a Housewares employee?
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