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Artist: Evil Dead (Musical)
Canonical path: /evil-dead-musical/join-us
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Join Us
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Curated by Ethan Walker
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Join Us
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Cheryl:
Why don't you just accept your fate and join us ashly? join us!
Don't you wanna join the crew? you'll be dead and evil too.
The coolest thing to do is join us.
Your life sucks you know, working s-mart's gotta blow.
Don't be just a fucking shmo! and join us!
You'll be dead with no remorse and be hung like a horse.
You can even bang a corpse if you join us!
Just imagine all the fun if to evil you succumb, so just lay down that big gun...
And join our dark army of evil candarian demons...
As we conquer this land and take over each and every soul of the living...
Ash:
Ah! ah! no, i'm not going to join you, never!
Cheryl:
Whats the problem ash? you don't want to look beautiful, like me?
Ash:
Please! i'd rather look like his moose. ah!
Moose:
Why thank you!
Ash:
Ah! the dead moose!
Moose:
Actually, i'm an candarian demon moose.
And i'm here to tell you all about the fun and excitement you'll experience if you
Take us up on our offer and join us!
Can't you see we'll have a scream? evil's funner than it seems!
You'll play on our softball team if you join us!
Other demons:
Join us!
Moose:
We'll all have a ball, organize a big pub crawl, and spend sundays at the mall if you join us!
Other demons:
Join us!
Cheryl:
You can speak our evil slang even grow some evil fangs,
You'll score some evil tang if you join us!
Moose:
Being evil is divine, you'll be dead but so refined! party like its '99...
If you join our evil forces as we enslave all man kind...
Chew on their tiny brains and bathe in their hot boiling blood....
Ash:
Ah! ah! all of you shut up! especially you, moose! shut up!
Cheryl and moose:
You can try and take a stand, but we have got your hand!
Ash:
What are you talking about?
Cheryl and moose:
Its not quite what we planned, but now we've got your hand!
Ash:
Why do you keep saying that?
Cheryl and moose:
We've got your hand! yes its true, we've got your hand!
Yes, we finally got your hand to join us!
Ash:
Whats that? you got my hand to join you? oh yeah?
No you don't! why do you keep saying that you got my hand to join ya, huh?
Why do you keep saying that? ahh!
Cheryl:
We've got your hand! we've got your hand!
Ash:
Oh you bastards! you dirty bastards!
Give me back my hand! give me back my hand!
(chain saw)
Whose laughing now, hey? whose laughing now! (screaming)
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