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Crooked

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Crooked

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Shh... the baby is sleeping

A blind date with CNN

a click

ouch

a click of beer man, that's the 10 year old

motherfucking deep space evil nine millimeter

white noise television

fucking 3am

gotta wonder if the roach was invented in my kitchen

shut the fuck up

don't wanna hear that shit

backwards

with the volume up to keep it all out

WE

na na na na

WE Don't ..

[Chorus]

we don't like it when the city lights start fading

when the city lights fading then we can't get down (ok)

we don't like it when the city people act crooked

when the city people crooked then we can't get down (ok)

we don't like it when the city pigeons break wings

when the pigeons break wings then we can't get down (ok)

we don't like it when the city fire starts spreading

when the city fire's spreading then we can't get down (YO!)

[Verse]

Soup'ed up in it, crook with a cord

with a cord with a two tonne gimmick

Deep space evil nine millimeter gimme

damn needle point in this pin cushion family

Hot dam at the N.Y. resin

I soaked the bad air, the smoke we sold

So I'll stop, child's smile like a moby cobra,

low key dozer revoked me ultra,

… to promote the ulcer

chug, dro bear hug wrote the folk lore

see the man … branch off strange when he willow

weep till the face go paisley

… bad brains dumb dumb brainiac bust out, girder, flushed out

… burn curdle in the dirt like its

Been all night at the earthworm church

- Bang-

clash with the ants and termites

ride through the wheels and fall off the dirt bike

well I still hold diamonds by the caseload

hide the prescription, miller said I'm stable

A R strike the pause

Put the flaws in a box with a … f*ck off

Mallet for the media, mallet for the laws

dragging a mallet through the city when he walks

subliminal is so nineties, get wit it,

im more like bird watch then a mobster look

it goes dem's good deeds

… stomach churning, round 2, quick, south of the sternum

what it is now, verse what it was, beat myself till the pain came up

dork faced boy got apocalypse charm

with a yellowy grin, metal thin, metal limb

metal kicks kiss metal bricks, kiss metal

metal with this an anti bliss missile

close to the fire when I bare skin lie

leave me the idiot box I'm fine

but if i gotta see another roller skating parrot

on animal planet on a needle point eye

eye to the needle, clean set of chompers

made me a demo tape, … mobsters

go ahead y'all flap y'all chops

they stick wid it till their face fall off

And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked

And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked

And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked

And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked

Off your fucking mind

shoot crooked

[Chorus]

we don't like it when the city lights start fading

when the city lights fading then we can't get down (ok)

we don't like it when the city people act crooked

when the city people crooked then we can't get down (ok)

we don't like it when the city pigeons break wings

when the pigeons break wings then we can't get down (ok)

we don't like it when the city fire starts spreading

when the fire's spreading then we can't get down

[Verse]

I met a girl with an angel face and two devil horns pokin out maybe with her brains replaced

She said walk to the store with her, ok

bought a carton of squares, I think I fell in love today

Now whats a pretty little thing like you doing walking with a condor circle when the city lights fade

dead walk only to re-dig the graves

and make it big enough to fit tv's and microwaves

Ooooh she didnt say shit (nup)

Smiles that could melt the gloss off your whip

And before I could ask her about her high wire, homegirl walked face first straight through the fire

kill the pigs and poke th lump with a fork

if it all bleeds y'all need to shut the oven door

Here half worm dirt in the mouth

so its raining mud when the tongue lash out

cool beans, perfect dope

like Aes with a rafter and 6 feet of rope

... spill out hate in all sections,

you can get fucked when you standing at attention

And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked

And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked

And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked

And the evilest of nine's guaranteed to shoot crooked

Fix the fucking antenna

[Chorus]

we don't like it when the city lights start fading

when the city lights fading then we can't get down (ok)

we don't like it when the city people act crooked

when the city people crooked then we can't get down (ok)

we don't like it when the city pigeons break wings

when the pigeons break wings then we can't get down (ok)

we don't like it when the city fire starts spreading

when the fire's spreading then we can't get down (ok)

[outro]

no doubt

he ain't, he ain't got a gun in no shoe box

Face to the floor drop it

Still carry the evilest nine weapons

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