I Dont Want To

I dont want to ...

I spotted Miss World too good to be true

But the club was pretty dark and i'd had quite a few

I staggered to her table sippin' my brew

But just as i get there she goes to the loo (what?)

Impatience hits out, now what do i do

And then I kop her friend and she's alright too

Her arse in good shape, above average boat

I ask her name, she sticks her tounge down my throat

I'n not one to gloat or boast but take note

Twenty minutes gone and she's gettin' her coat

So I down my beer, my boys start to cheer (hey)

Grin across my face runs from ear to ear

She gives me the look and i mean the look

Was it love at first sight man or summat she took?

A stagger in my step like i crooked and i think

The girl looks shot she's had too much to drink

I look at her eyeballs to see if they're pink

But i don't get a chance cos she gives me a wink

So i travel to hers in an illegal cab

Plus i know shes a student her house is drab

In my head im laughin, i put the graft in

Stereos playin some timeless marvin

The lights dim down and the clothes come off

But i pass out cos her pillows too soft

I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)

I dont want to make love

I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)

I dont want to make love

Im up the next mornin but where the hells this?

Im trapped in a girly, purple abyss

Its proving costly, she took me hostage

First things first man wheres the frosties?

I slowly tip-toe toward the door

But she grabs my left arm like i've broken the law (what?)

Now who'm i kiddin, i aint her guest

But she playin like she got me under house arrest

She starts with a speech about how shes feeling

Im more intrigued by her lilac ceiling

Antyime now there's a question pending

She wants to confirm a romantic ending

Why do they charm you with hocus - pocus?

I gotta get home for the football focus

To dodge small talk i admit defeat

Er ..How are you for dinner love, Tuesday week?

I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)

I dont want to make love

I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)

I dont want to make love

As we waited at the bus stop she wanted a cab

But i made her see sense with the gift of the gab

A cabs twenty quid, enough money for us

Plus its 1.90 each on the two twenty bus

Theres one little issue that we gotta address

I got just enough cash for a pizza express

Even though she wants Thai chilla beef with mango (huh?)

I'd be content with some wings from nandos

We get to express but before we can order

She starts with the tirade that i never call her

I say im trynna keep my phone bill smaller

Try and change the subject, have you got taller?

Dont give me that, thats a load of tosh

She says words like that shes a little bit posh

Look all i want Earl is a call at lunches

And she keeps rantin the way to approach is

Be honest, do ya want this to work or not

Er ... snowballs please and an american hot

Im talking geezer, i want to no please

She'll have a ceaser with no anchovies

And two paronies, he makes a note

I look back at her and shes gettin her coat

She heads for the door like a spoiled dog

More food for me eh? What a result

I dont want

I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)

I dont want to make love

I dont want (no no no no) to be true (no no no no)

I dont want to make love