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Artist: Example
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Milk Your Goat
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Milk Your Goat
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Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! slip summink in her drink
I watch her chattin' to that fella and i'm thinking they're never lovers
She's a little minx, he looks like one of the neville brothers
He's lookin smug so he's startin' to bug me
This dude is xxxxxx ugly it's not cos i'm jealous
Of other fellas when they're getting into gashes they shouldn't be
Intoxicated women who when sober they wouldn't be
Getting anywhere, but by exhibiting magic tricks
The girl don't even notice when he's startin' to grab her tits
20 minutes prior to the start of this monologue
This dude was at the bar all by himself lookin' proper odd
And when the pretty girl turned her back for a second-or-two
Did what all predators-do took his opportunity
He slipped something in her beverage
He knew he never had a chance so to give him more leverage
Cheated now you got a poor little innocent
Off her xxxxxx face and she's thinking she loves him
Looking at him longingly, this aint where she wanna be
I feel like i'm the only one who noticed this anomaly
Morally inclined to interject, intercept the dudes plan
Just before it's gets sickening,
Heartbeat quickening, i dunno what he put in her glass
But as they pass me he's grabbin' her arse cheeks
If it gets nasty i'll stop the shenanigans
A spanner in his plan look he's over-milked it
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! slip summink in her drink
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! slip summink in her drink
She's still
Holdin' the same drink, she gives him a lame wink
Whatever he gave her it wont let her brain think -
Straightly, now shies grinning sat in his lap, his mates
Take turns givin' him a pat on the back
He's got her in his grasp he can do what he wanna do
Take her back to his place you know what he gonna do
I aint a fan of it he don't deserve her
She's far too pretty man how did he manage it
Just as i get closer, i look at her finger
It all becomes clear why she's letting him linger
He was stood with a sly little look on his boatrace,
And judging by his threads, he clearly has no taste,
Except in buying jewellery, he's so uninhibited
He's really made a fool of me cos now i see what he did
This flash rich bastard is far from plastered
He's worked a little plan that he's totally mastered
Sees his target, checks she's on the market
And slips a diamond ring into her glass as she guards it
I guess that's pretty cheesy but some men are sleazy
And if you chose wisely some women are easy
When she spots the present say it's yours to keep
And for at least one night she's yours to keep
Just flash a precious stone it's as simple as that
So there you have it lads, rohypnolís old hat
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! slip summink in her drink
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! slip summink in her drink
Look i really gotta clear my throat
Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat
You aint getting nuttin' if you don't take note
See the opportunity and milk that goat
Look i really gotta clear my throat
Fellas lookin' silly when they stand and gloat
You aint getting nuttin' if you don't take note
See the opportunity and milk that goat
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! slip summink in her drink
Milk your goat, take a sip from your beverage
Wet your throat, find a nice bird and tell her
Get your coat, and if she says to you
No you don't! slip summink in her drink
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