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Artist: Excrementory Grindfuckers
Canonical path: /excrementory-grindfuckers/halb-amp-halb
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Halb & Halb
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Halb & Halb
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„Guten Tag Herr Fleischermann
Ich hätte gern 250 Gramm
Ein halbes Pfund bitte exakt.
Und alles sauber abgepackt."
„Darf's ein bisschen mehr sein?"
Halb und halb
Halb Rind halb Schwein
Halb und halb
Halb Mensch halb Tier.
Halb und halb
Schön klein, schön klein.
Im Baumarkt gibt's schwere Maschinen
Kaufe mir solides Gerät
Damit lern ich daheim in Kürze
Was der Fleischer als Profession versteht
Ich übe ein bisschen an Kater Rübchen
Und krieg ihn immer kleiner
Halb und Halb, selbst gemacht,
feiner als vom Ausbeiner.
Hier spritzt das
Blut, Blut, Buttgereit, Blut
Gebraten, roh oder flambiert
Feurig scharf, süßsauer serviert.
Jung, alt, groß, klein
Halb und halb, das muss schon sein.
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