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Artist: The Exploited
Canonical path: /exploited/wankers
Related lyric paths: 6
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Wankers
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Wankers
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Hitler was a pacifist
His mother was a nun
Price Charles was his father
And he takes it up the bum
They're all fucking wankers (4X)
Fagan wanted to have a fuck
To fuck her from behind
But Fagan couldn't get it up
He'd been drinking too much wine
They're all fucking wankers (4X)
Maggie had a sex transplant
And now she's got a cunt
Micheal foot's retarded
He's in politics for fun
They're all fucking wankers (4X)
Lady Di had a spastic
It has scrambled eggs for brains
It looks just like his
They're all fucking wankers (4x)
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