Good Old Regular Joe

It was a plain old regular day when he came to be

He was born in natural birth and with regular weight

Besides those chubby chicks

He looked like all other kids

His dad took him home on Chevy

Laid him down on the crib

As a toddler he played with Legos and other regular toys

He had breakfast at seven just like all other boys

Besides those funny feet, he giggled like all other kids

His mom took him down to the park, push him down on the swing

At six he was ready to go a regular school

His teacher, a regular guy with that regular look

Besides a little twitch, he was just like other kids

His dad took him out trick or treat on the regular street

By ten he was ready to play on regular league

He tried for regular team of regular sport

Beside a minor limp, he ran just like all other kids

His coach sat him down on the bench gave him a long speech

As a teen he developed a crush on regular chick

He took her out on a date to a regular prom

In spite of his flat feet, they danced just like all other kids

His girl sat down on his lap just like all other chicks

By now he was ready to go a school of his choice

He packed and got out of the house just like all other boys

Besides a few little sips, he drank just like all other guys

His pals took him out to a bar, showed him how to get high

And so he graduated one day with strong Cs ad Ds

He went on to deliver a speech with some regular words

Besides a little lisp, he spoke like the rest of the class

His mates sang cheers for him. Hats up in the air!

By now he is ready to marry his school sweetheart

She found him a regular job on the nearest Walmart

Besides always calling sick, he worked just like one of the guys

His wife fixed dinner for him, baked him apple pie

So now his got kids of own and he is driving a Van

His kids who are not even five have a phone in their hands

Besides being always asleep, he yawns and scratches his head

His kids want to drive him insane just like all other men

Now old all he does care about is his 401K

He spends many days of week calculating his pay

Besides a small tattoo, he looks like any grand dude

His wife wants to have some fun, but he is not in the mood

Ten years went by since he joined on a new nursing home

Grandkids who have kids of their own call him up on the phone

Besides some missing teeth, and the frequent stops to pee

He still ties he shoes with one hand bent down on his knee

He died, didn’t want a cremation, so he is down on a grave

A voice tells him from above he’s turned into a haze

He thought they were pranking him, but noticed he could fly the wind

Now he haunts an old house in LA like a regular ghost

One day while he hovered about the creepy voice came to him

And said that he was running late, time to re-incarnate

He begged her not to go, 'cause he loved being a ghost

Please don’t turn me again into a regular Joe

It was a plain old regular day when she came be

She was born in natural birth and with regular weight

Besides those chubby chicks, she looked like all other kids

Her dad took her home on Tesla, laid her down on the crib